Here's what people are saying about Chuck's Homepage
Good Things...
You are the "King" of UAINFO student homepages.
This site is supa freaki'
Pretty cool indeed
It's like legend. I had no idea all the stuff that went on about Chuck's Homepage
Best homepage I ever saw. You really did a number
This is the best personal home page i've ever seen! I enjoyed the quotes
page. keep up the good work!
I got here through the Star's link to prize-winning homepages and somehow wandered off into erotica in strange languages. Fife and the Republican house would have apoplexy. Not to say Newt and Jesse, et alia. One trusts that putting this together was as much fun as exploring it is.
THHIISS PPAAGGEE RROOCCKKSS!!
I don't know about you, but I'm listening to Erroll Garner and
reading your Web page, and I just feel one with everything.
Hey, I did check out your homepage. It's most cool. In fact, it's just
incredibly cool. I might even go whip the weasel later, but nevermind
about that. But you definitely need a picture of a ferret.
The Zork Tribute. (uproarious applause)
Mike Scannell! I should have guessed. Only you could be so bold. Nice homepage homey. Pulp Fiction quotes. Yuck. You are so cool. Truly, I feel worthless. At least I'm not trite and obvious.
Your page is so lumpy I feel positively spammy-lingo.
Your home page is awesome, man. Keep up the good work and make the posse proud.
Overall, this is a great list. Kudos for finding the one
about the altar boys!
Cool page man. I admire someone who can be this blunt about everything
Bad Things...
Work on it with a capital W
I consider Scannell's homepage tacky and tasteless. Personally, I don't think his page is any good. I don't think anyone who sees the first page would dig deeper. -Brett Bendickson
Hey you fuckin bitch, you suck such a fat dick that I nearly shot
myself after viewing your page. You have little, if any, skills or imaginative
thoughts. But wait, you snowboard, so you MUST be cool...No wait, you still
suck dick. XOXOXOX and fuck offffffff.
This dumb thing sucks a whole bunch of dick
It's not bad but I don't get. What is funny about it?
Weird Things...
Shaq is gay. Montel is stray. Gimme some hay.
ShAvE tHe WhAlEs!!! disposable razor ---> (----
Another fine product of the Frobozz Magic Web Page Company.
Nice shoes, let's Fuck!
you're practically the poster child for Cheeze Whiz
i like lobster
dan says eat me raw and he sent me to your page.
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
I like the comments page, baby! See my fishie! ----> <(-(-(-(-<
There is this old woman, she lives down the road. You can often find
her kneeling inside of her hole. And I often ask her, "Are you
looking for the mother lode?" "Huh? No. No, my child this is not
my desire," and then she said, "I'm digging for fire!"
Plugh!
I have some questions about masturbation...When I was 14 I masturbated
with a good friend of mine...What are your views on that? I have been fighting
with that for years...I am heterosexual, but I really enjoyed that one
session...What Should I do?
get a real job
NACHOS RULE. Damn I'm Smooth
hello DaddyO, MacDaddy, DaddyMac, Daddy-of-da-Mac-Daddy, Dad,
Mac-Daddy-of-da-Daddy-of-da-Mac,
I want to get up there too so i'm going to say this:
I just want to tell you, that the picture of Santa in the Posse made me quite aroused. Is he free tonight?
i know this sounds strange, but the other night upon returning to my
apartment, john shaft was on my couch. he was nekked and reading a
magazine. when i asked him how he was, he said, "i'm feeling like a
machine, baby, and that's no way to feel." so we had sex on acid.
...has this ever happened to you?
i'm nekked right now.
Mike, I believe that you are secretly gay, and have an inate fear of
the unknow and therefore you hide yourself in a secluded town in the
middle of nowhere. P.S. Matt loves you
Looks like you'll get many little boys for christmas with this homepage
Boogers and poopy taste good on the fourth of July!
Personal Things
you have beautiful thighs
chuck is a sexy mofo, and werther's rules
I will meet you. You are mine.
hey baby I think your penis is so big that I want you so bad!!!!!!!!
It's been nice, I Love ya and I dont know ya
will you marry me?
I think you are hot!!!!!!! I want your bod, and I also want you to write
me, so please do
you are wonderful and good looking. i sound like a lohhhhhhhhhssssser.. but
thought i would let you know.
...and Other Things
my cousin is Dana Kovarik
Hello, I have some how woke up in your awesome world you got goin on here,
Since I am a poor soul with out a life, unlike you, I think that your home page would be better
if you would write me back. Don't worry I am not one of those weardo's out there. Athough I don't know
that much about you, I know that your web page rocks.(I'm sure you rock though) How do you do it, I want
a web page simular, not as good, but just a little place that I could call home.
Christmas is over
Your site is like John Wayne Toilet Paper...
Its rough, tough, and doesnt take shit off of anyone...
After examining the "Master" list, I can't believe Dr. Shypherd would actually shake your hand
Well, then, if others dont LIKE your page, thats just too damn bad!!!!
Its THEIR OWN DAMN FAULT that they logged into it, kids included. None
of your business if they hate it. You didnt twist their arms to log on
or read. Freedom has a price: risk, to others as well as to one's self,
and it must be paid. If others cant stand it, let them have heart
attacks, for all I care.
Hurry the hell up with your nacho page
When are you going to get the nacho page going?
Respect to the posse, and stay frisky
you should have a section of links that are
the most pointless, godawful, stupid things possible (throw the
smurf link in there)
hank is a loser
Some answers to pointless questions
Who's better looking, Xena or Gabrielle?
I've decided to dedicate an entire page to this subject.
Go check it out
What is a rolley-polley:
a bug
something that makes my winky feel real good
bugs good for putting in your BB gun
an oompa-loompa
Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?
(in a singing voice) SHAFT!
Luke
homer simpson (little know cousin of shaft)
Shaft -- can you dig it? (How many 18-year-olds know that?)
What kind of music did they use for porno movies before the 70's?
banc-she-danc-danc-dang-she-da-dinga
your mom would know
Ravel's Bolero
rap? can't be...could it?
Who was listening?
Josh Oehler's Top 20
Have you ever stalked someone via the internet?
Oh yeah, snoopy groove
NO..... OK MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE
in the process of
no, sorry to disappiont you :(
dolemite
only on windy thursdays when there's a C-141 starlifter flying out of Hong Kong with a load of rubber dogshit
yes, xena
Uh..no, of course not
Final tally: Yes--20, No--24, Unintelligible--14
Finally, my current tally of votes on my homepage
Stylin' Bro!  | 63
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| Groovy | 50
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| Not Bad | 45
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| Work On It | 13
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| It Completely Sucks | 14
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Last updated on August 5, 1998